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General Office Studies
It’s not unusual to hear someone say “I just love animals, I’d love almost any job where I work with them” or “I just love cars, I’d love almost any job where I can work with them.”
I’d really love to meet someone who was that way about offices. “I just love offices, I’d love any job where I get to work in an office.”
I’ve had a lot of jobs in a lot of different industries, almost all of them have been desk jobs in offices and as such have been fairly similar jobs. Maybe colleges should just offer a major called “General Office Studies.”
And I know what you’re thinking, “Isn’t that what we the liberal arts are for?” Sure, pretty much all of those majors will guarantee you a long life of tedious office work, but we should offer young students the ability to really dig in and explore the subtle skill of feigning interest in a long meeting and the delicate art of quickly minimizing your browser window when someone walks by. It’s these skills, more than anything, that have allowed me to get to where I am today.
