I went to this party with Sarah last night and this guy strolled in wearing this sweater with a freakin’ crest on it. It looked like it was from Harvard but it was just from Ralph Lauren (Yet it still managed to have Latin on it) plus the guy was wearing this metal clip on the top of his tie to keep it in place which I’ve only ever seen butlers wear. Basically he looked like the biggest douchebag ever. I thought he might be some ironic hipster but after talking to him for a few minutes it became clear he was just the most pretentious sales clerk Ralph Lauren ever had. I asked the host of the party who he was, but he had no idea. I really wanted to punch him in the face, but fortunately we left before I was drunk enough.
