Guys, just as I am not a slut when I dress sexy, not a lesbian when I dismiss your clumsy advances and not a prissy-britches just because my shoes match my purse, I’m not a dude in disguise when I pass over the wine menu for the draft list. I know it’s hard to handle, guys, but there are lots of us out there who have good boobs and like good beer. It’s not just a dude drink.
Ladies: It’s not just a dude drink. Forget the expensive, fizzy drinks with made-up names. Forget light, low-carb swill. Show these guys what you’re made of. It’s not unladylike to know what ESB means.
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LlalanFowler, in a Female Beer Drinker’s apologetics in last week’s Weekly Dig |
