HaHa, I was surprised by how much this made me laugh.
A+ Lee. Pick up your carrot in the office.
sharingtime:
Well-dressed men at posh Dallas hotels and bars are being targeted by a ring of flirtatious women who may be drugging them before swiping their watches and other expensive items, police said.
(via AP)
True story: I’ve ended serious relationships because the girl wouldn’t stop eyeing my watch. You can’t be too careful these days. Here’s how it would typically go:
Me: Hey baby, do you want to get some dinner?
Girlfriend: What’s that you got on, a Seiko?
Me: Yeah. What about sushi?
Girlfriend: Give me your watch, motherfucker!
Me: Seriously babe, I’m hungry.
Girlfriend: We are in Dallas, in a posh hotel! I am flirting with you! Soon I will drug you and steal your motherfuckin’ watch! I am dead serious!
Me: Look, this just isn’t working out.
