Dustin please start writing a sitcom based on your profession.
Woes of a sales clerk #439
Morning Condoms
Customer: *whispers, “so you got condoms up in here.” *looks around nervously.
Me: “Uh, yes. Second drawer, to the very back.”
Customer: “Niiiiiiice. Alllriiiiiiight.”
Me: *silence
Customer: *pays, “Thanks bro.”
Me: “Mmhmm. Have a good one.”
Customer: “Fuck dude, like you wouldn’t believe.”
Me: *realizes I just told him to have a good sexing.
Meanwhile this is at a boutique store in a luxury hotel at 7:50am
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picture. hahaha.
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Dustin please start writing...sitcom based on your profession.
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