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DON’T GET SENSITIVE ON ME HERE

By Colleen Lobner

[Ed. note: We have a winner! Thank you to all who submitted their Eastbound recaps. And do stay tuned, ‘cause who knows, I might feel crazy and decide do this again for another show.] 

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Last night’s premiere of the second season of Eastbound & Down reunited us, at long last, with Kenny Fuckin’ Powers, who we last saw fleeing Shelby, North Carolina, unable to admit he hadn’t been called back up to the majors after all. Kenny has washed up in Copales, Mexico — “the butthole of America” — rechristened as Steve the Cockfighter, who wears his trademark curly mullet bound up in cornrows and is penning a motivational book about grief and depression. “This is me now,” he says stoically. The new, world-weary Kenny Powers claims he just wants to be another face in the crowd. It’s a far cry from the Kenny Powers who forced his assistant to go shirtless at a backyard barbeque because they both showed up to the party wearing black.

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This is crazy. I never win anything. Thanks Kenny Powers. See you in hell, hombre!

Congrats Colleen!