More moments of brillance at BC
Discussing The Odyssey.....
Mr.Z: You know everything [in the land of the giant cyclops] is supposed to be huge, but the sheep aren't all that big
Professor: Well, Odysseus and his men are able to strap three men to the underside of each sheep in order to escape, I'd say that's pretty big.
Mr.Z: Yeah, but no one's like "Wow, those sheep are big!"
Professor: ...I really don't think that's something you should be worried about.
Feb 15th
Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
[the jury is made up of fat, obese people]
Jury: No, no.
Jury Man: No....that could've been me!
Feb 7th